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sketiana:

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MEEEEEE

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phantom-does-a-thing:

Exploring the others body but in a distinctly body horror way

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cock-holliday:

“If this hurts my shows I’m gonna riot” “they better not cancel my favorite show” “this is so selfish I NEED this show” “what about my mental health now that they—“

Regina George from Mean Girls as she delivers the line "So you agree--"ALT

So you agree. Show-writers are important to you and to the industry and should be compensated accordingly for their important work.

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peach-tia:

romance is so fucking boring why don’t you kill and eat eachother instead

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aphr0dyke:

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this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted

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one-time-i-dreamt:

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nicetomeetmew:

This collab was not on my 2023 bingo card

(source)

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greelin:

greelin:

beautiful women make me feel like. idk., a startled horse

hi ladies. sorry for giving a sprightly little kick in the air as i ran away earlier when you tried to approach me. I was just overwhelmed

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memeclassheroes:

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cryptotheism:

Samurai about to kill a pregnant woman. There’s a glint of light and his sword slashes faster than the eye can see. Suddenly the woman isn’t pregnant anymore, but the samurai is.

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castielsclitoris:

for the record i have never hit post limit. like in my entire life. i’ve had this blog since 2013. i can’t even fathom how someone hits post limit like what are you even fucking posting

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spooky-scary-skeletrans:
“mockiatoh:
“whitegirlsaintshit:
“st3fan00:
“Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
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those are his hooves you bitch
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This post changed us fundamentally
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So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated
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spooky-scary-skeletrans:

mockiatoh:

whitegirlsaintshit:

st3fan00:

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

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petermorwood:

mutant-distraction:

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And here’s the leopard I reblogged about a month back…

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These two would regard me more as protein than person, so the photos while cute are also slightly creepy.

DD and I have both been on the receiving end of a big cat’s predatory consideration.

It was Not Nice.

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mickjustmademylist:

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fucking. what?

I feel like this picture really gives it context

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you know how it is with spaghetti

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?????

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foreverial:

thenightling:

foreverial:

quinndolyns-deactivated20220403:

foreverial:

quinndolyns-deactivated20220403:

foreverial:

quinndolyns-deactivated20220403:

foreverial:

quinndolyns-deactivated20220403:

foreverial:

foreverial:

i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

ok. im come over.

heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

*i panic and rip your face off*

ummm…. ok… kind of weird… you are such a weird guy lol…. kind of funny tho… lol… can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman… I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

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-Really likes birds
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-25/pan/nb
-she/they/them
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Main blog only, I'll die like the deal creature I am when I make a separate blog. But really though, this is my only tumblr blog, everything will be here.
Sometimes I'll make my own posts, but they're usually really depressing, so you don't have to read them. It's just easier to take things out by writing them down and posting them on here.

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